from across the universe.

Take advantage of gravitational redshift by throwing the cube into a black hole. Eventually, all sides will appear red, and thus, solved.
-Alison McDonough I don't know... Did you try turning it, then turning it back again?
-Tech Support The cube can be solved trivially from any scramble by a short succession of Ui moves. Oh, sorry - by 'i' I don't mean 'inverse', I mean the square root of -1. Just rotate U through the complex plane and you'll be done in no time.
-Kieran Fallow At first I thought it was totally impossible, after several classes of math and in-depth studies I discovered how to solve it, I wanted to make a video on YouTube how to solve it, but YouTube does not allow uploading videos of more than 24 hours, so I could not even put 1 step But I made 91 videos of the steps, How to solve the boob cube part 1, part 2, part 3 ...
-John Mendizabal Why don't you kindly ask it to solve itself? Make a compromise! That's what I do with my Boob Cube, and I think you should too!
-Daniel T. Gaming Its... IMPOSSIBLE!!!
-Ice Score The solution is a lie
-Hayden Wotard Assuming time is predetermined, then no amount of attempts to solve the cube can be successful until the correct moment arrives. By that logic, the cube will eventually solve itself.
-Zach James Once I heard that if you give it to a random stranger and take it back after 3 days it will be solved
-The Interweb The Cube must face the Western setting sun at 6pm on each Solstice. At 8pm it shall be revealed for 60 seconds 2 times a year.
-LMartin Bell For two opposite sides that need to be switched, do U U' U U' U3 U3' U4 U4' U2. To rotate the U face clockwise, do U1561. To rotate said face counterclockwise, do a U10943396255. Congratulations.
-Thomas Figura The boob cube is impossible for a regular human to calculate due to its complexity and the still unknown for humans amount of permutations that it has.
However if you let a computer do the job for you it will find it in about 15 years. -Andrew Sala Just peel the stickers off, then put them back on.
-Mr. Amazing If it is mixed, it is impossible to solve it. It is recommended to put it at 1000 degrees and use it to steal another one already solved.
If you do not know how to solve it, it's because you're so stupid that you do not even know how to read, so I do not know why I wrote this. -XZ Total professional cleaner We first need to define what a solution is, acording to Wikipedia "a solution is a special type of homogeneous mixture composed of two or more substances", therefore we just need add some sulfuric acid to the cube in a larger cube and it will be done.
-A.L. I decided to test, and give, this "Boob" device to a test subject, to psychologically analyze the natural human reaction to such a quarterneoplasmic and ingenious device. The results varied and I have discovered that the device actually psychologically alters the mind and psych of the said subject in several emotional and even physical ways. Most people think that the boob cube's impossible nature comes from the physical side of things, but I theorize that the cube is impossible from the will and mind's perspective.
The dude's head exploded when he touched the thing, but whatever. -Guy who's not allowed into the lab anymore "Well first you," - Me
"These were the last words of this fellow man. It was shown that he was trying to solve what was known as; the boob cube." - Some Funeral Guy -Sir Deer Well , I'm applying all my knowledge in literature and and cube physics , but I can't figured it out yet.
-Karl Waldo Soution to Boob Cube ? Fake News !!!
-POTUS Trump (very slow cuber) It's a joke !? There is NO solution to that puzzle. Just STOP pranking people !
-Martial Knopfer Foolin'me ? Late at night, yesterday I noticed the right boob has NOT the same color scheme as the left one ! And the left part is bigger... So you know there is no solution...
-Jean Dujardin (French intellectual) Begin by observing the cube, and with the understanding of the algorithms U or U' decide which path you would rather use both are logical ways. If you turn the cube more then three times you've gone to far a deserve to be slapped.
-Samuel Howard Taking into account the magnetic bonnet present in this cube, we must use the equation E ^ 2 = (M · C ^ 2) ^ 2 + P · C ^ 2 Calculate the energy required for to find the solution of this cube.
-one cuber "This is the "Kajastonian Method". When we realize that the cube is not longer a 5d form, we can do: UW' UW. But if the X32 parity appears then we can do: U. If the Z45.141592 parity appears, We can do: U'. 5 years to complete this method, 5 mind-blowing years.
-El Grifos Johnson The solution is as simple as solving a 13x13 Cube...
Just peel off the stickers... It's an impossible but revolutionary puzzle... -Christopher Padilla "I've tried it all: I've tried to solve it (impossible), I've tried to "restick" stickers (too difficult for me). But when I found the 1x1x1 cube, I found out this one's trivial. Trust me, black holes can't solve this cube.
-Dr. CrazyScientist With my cubing experience, this by far the hardest cube ive ever seen. This solution took me my whole life to make: put a weight on the blue side then hold the cube with the blue side facing down.
-temmie temmie Look at cube, throw at wall in frustration, lay on floor, cry. Now you are a failure.
-Brady Miller The cube is actually a sphere.
-Dank Meme Instead of all these methods listed, you could just use Petrus.
-Jacob Montez To solve the Boob Cube M, turn either the top/bottom to the solved position. Keep your hand holding the Boob Cube M in the solved position for eternity. You will be able to show everybody you can solve Boob Cube M.
-n2n10d2 Let's face it. The Boob Cube is impossible. I would recommend giving up now and buying a much simpler cube such as the Moyu 13x13 which is obviously way cheaper than this.
-My Nan Purchase or print a Boob Cube in its solved state. Do not turn any sides of the cube, or it will be unsolvable.
-Seth radrie No! It can't be... it's... UNSOLVABLE!
-Adriel Dinelli u,u or u or ui ,ui or ui.
-Luke Gellar La solución está impresa con tinta invisible en ultravioleta pero encriptada, lo escribí en español para no ser descubierto.
-Enrique Mendoza Gracias al LHC/GCH o Gran Colisionador de Hadrones, se ha podido llegar a una posible teoría de cómo resolver éste cubo. Científicos se reúnen las 24 horas para llegar a una conclusión.
-Agustin Perez Simply place your 8 inch bolt in the middle and it will magically solve itself by bouncing.
-John Cena The tide goes in, the tide goes out. You can't explain that.
-Bill O'Reilly I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
-Orange Duck This was as easy to solve as fixing a tractor! All you have to do is lube up the cylinder liner protrusion, and perform the algorithm R' R' R R on the crankshaft, and there ya' go! Nothing runs like a Deere!
-John Deere It is obvious that this thing has broken the walls of space and time, and has created a super black hole that will destroy the earth if it is not solved.
-Yoichiro Nambu U2 and your done
-Harrison Vargo I always start with the green side, so, turn the top layer right. Keep doing so until the green side is solved. Trust me, works every time.
-Andrew Becker Legend has it that inside the boob cube there is a trapped spirit, and that the only way to solve the cube is to communicate with that spirit. To do this, however, you need to hang from a chandelier, which is attached to a jet plane, which is travelling at 100 mph around Neptune's orbit.
-Foxabooo Stare. Despair.
Scratch head. Wish you were dead. Repeat until solution miraculously presents itself or you really die. -Ed Horan [ ? ] [_] [_] [_] [_] [--] [_] [_] [_] [--] [_] [_] [--] [_] [ ^ ] [ | ] [ ! ]
-Neils Bro After puzzling for hours I came to only one conclusion: it is only possible if you can do the impossible.
-Daniel B Just turn it until it goes to the solved position.
-Deer Stone (Genius) The Boob Cube consists of an impossible parity that can't be solved using regular methods (like twisting the layers). The only way to solve it is by taking it apart and reassembling it, or by chipping the stickers off and placing them back on.
-Matías Spatz After many days spent searching for the solution I eventually realized that it was easy, once I exposed the cube to a blackhole's intense gravitation. It practically solved itself afterwards.
-Daniel Siriphan Turn it left 2 times and more and more until it's solved.
-Brandon L. I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens.
-Logan Shkeller This Algorithm is all you need:
U U2 2x D' z R L R2 L' y F2 x U' So this will solve the White layer and the Yellow layer and it will matchup green. If green is not matched up do this Algorithm: If it is Blue and Green: U x2 D If Green and Red: U5 If Green and orange: U7 If Green and white: Cube is unsolvable you need to take it apart. -iAevus Turn your cube til the cube matches up.
-Einstein Hawkins Solve or do not solve. There is no trying to solve it.
-Michael Womack This solution requires you to already have solved either white or yellow face, which I haven't found an algorithm for yet.
To solve the last bit, use following algorithm: U U' U U D D' D' D U. Repeat the algorithm until solved. it usually takes 1-4 tries before being solved. -Niels Petersen CFOP
-Johnny Horstman Dip it in a bucket of paint and it will be all one color. It will then be solved.
-Liam Mount You do not solve it, it solves you.
-Rahul Gandhi The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics states that the universe’s entropy is always increasing. Solving the Boob Cube decreases entropy, so it is physically impossible. The only way to succeed is to also increase entropy somewhere else—suggestions include shuffling a fresh deck of cards or setting your Boob Cube on fire.
-Jake Miller Have snacks between Boob Cube sessions. Without proper nourishment, you will never come close to solving this impossible puzzle. Good luck.
-Galaxia Wu
- Borrow Schrodinger's box.
- Place Boob Cube inside the box.
- There is a possibility that the puzzle is now solved, or not solved.
Either way, at least Schrodinger's cat has something to play with. -Keith McCready Seek inspiration in the environment around you. Your unique world view will prove invaluable during this journey.
-Ritika Dhawan To tame the majestic creature that is the Boob Cube, the hunter must be patient as timing is essential. Failing that— horse tranquilizers.
-Michael H. Wong Consult page 42 of the Google terms and conditions to answer any question imaginable.
-Jay Porter Boob Cube uses patented Black Hole Technology™ to alter spacetime. You don't solve this cube-- this cube solves you.
-David Champagne It is believed that only individuals who function solely on Delta brain waves can solve this puzzle.
-Jake O'Toole A real life example of quantum entanglement.
-Mark Hayward All you need is to travel into 8-dimensional space. From there, you only need to do 3 moves to solve it.
-Ivysaurman Twist the sides until the colors match... WAIT OOPS SORRY I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU WHERES THE BACKSPACE
-A magical being who goes by "Cows" on Thingiverse |
The solution becomes obvious once we assume that the cube is massless and in a vacuum.
-Jason Hempstead When making this cube, scientists were so preoccupied wondering whether they could, they never stopped to ask if they should...
-Ian Malcolm We will be able to solve the boob cube when we calculate all the permutations and then create a method to solving it that everyone can use.
-Aiden Saville There are 2 solutions: burn it, or kick it until it solves itself.
-Boob Galore Smudge all your halloween candy on to it and it all turns brown.
Simple. -Max Bondoc All you can do is be a good boy and wish for Santa to solve it.
-Mrs. Claus Greetings, I could be killed once I release this information: Suspend the cube in a vacuum, spin the cube with a beam of light to reach 600m rpm, watch the colors line up, visit the 4th dimension.
-Boaty McBoatface If you drop the boob cube into an interdimensional worm hole, it'll go to a time before it was messed up.
-Therok Dolphin To solve the cube is to kill the purpose of humankind. Cube and men are one, it can't be solved. Simple as that.
-Dick Richards One does not simply solve the Boob Cube. Its black faces are guarded by more than just coloured stickers. There are subtleties there that make no sense and the Great Leviathan is ever watchful. It is a vicious brainteaser, riddled with runes and pain and doubt… the very cube you grasp is a Configured Lament. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.
-Boromir, Son of Denethor The concept of [The Boob Cube] was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
-Donald Trump Each time you turn the cube, it becomes one turn further from the correct configuration. Therefore, the optimal strategy is to not turn it at all.
-A Mathematician The Boob Cube requires no effort to solve unless you exist within this universe.
-Alexander Tarmaker Potassium nitrate, charcoal, sulfur, potassium chlorate with a little magnesium and red phosphorus for color+friction=BOOM
-Goddess Ixcacao According to molecular erosion, the axis must gyrate in a circular manor to connect similar light cones with the pigments in a way that it is deciphered to the supposed solve state. Which doesn't seem to be possible.
-Keidyn Perle When I was trying to say the cube was solved, all people ignored me. But I've actually solved.
-John Dalton Perhaps it is not a puzzle to be solved, but an answer to an even greater puzzle yet to be solved.
-David Jeske 1. Put in Saturn V
2. Launch to moon 3. Take cube apart 4. Put moon dust in cube 5. Turn until moon dust settles 6. Take back to Earth 7. Turn until solved The magic moon dust makes it solvable. -NASA We now that the cube is imposible to solve, but the real question is, Will it blend?
-A Blender We need to steal the Declaration of Independence.
-Nicholas Cage You first have to pair the edges, as in every NxNxN where N>3. Then, you must use ZZ or Roux (CFOP doesn't work) to solve the rest.
-Person McPerson Perhaps the answer lies in the stars, with the beings who gave us this impossible puzzle. Though I fear even they may not know the solution.
-Damien McClure Melt the cube. While the cube is still liquid, separate the colors and mash the colors into a cube. Put in freezer for 24 hours and boom! You’re done!
-Ryan Flynn The solution to such a mysterious puzzle lies within what makes it function-its quanta. Assuming the cube is in an unsolved state, and that indeed does have a solved state, every possible function must be solved with all its outputs at some universal range. All one must do is place it in an infinite quantum range. Or just take the magnets out.
-Kyle Lee The boob cube must be disassembled on a molecular scale.
-Legit Randomness This cube is based on ancestral puzzle solutions. To solve this cube you have to travel in time and space so that ancestral people and gods can show you how to solve it.
-Sebastian Ponce The legend says that people in classic Greece were the only people to know the true secrets of the boob cube, but the persians burned all the books with that information. Sciencists have been looking for the "meaning of life" since, AKA the boob cube's solution.
-Luca Moltedo Burn it down. All sides black. All sides solved.
-Luca "Pyro" Moltedo first drop it in a black hole, the black hole solve it an he give you a boob cube solved
-Leroy Rojas Destroy it.
-er werw "Do not try and solve the cube, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...there is no cube. Then you will see it is not the cube that gets solved, it is only yourself."
-Spoon Boy Wait... this
the cheese-eating-fan-club-forum, right?-Mozarella Man We have 13 by 13, but this is completely over any cube created. If you have a Boob cube, be careful with the parities. They are a problem. To solve them, just Apply an R Move. Good luck solving the hardest cube in the World
-Alejandro Restrepo Take a video of a person turning the Boob Cube. Chroma key out one color at a time and replace it with the color that belongs in the spot in which you put it.
The reason we see a solved or unsolved Boob Cube is because that is the way our eyes interpret the reflected light waves from the surfaces of it. Therefore, if we see an image on the computer that reflects light the same way as a solved Boob Cube, we have solved it. Or just put it into the Mystical Cube Stand. Duh. -Mentos Cubing Drop it in to a burning star, and all sides will turn orange. Solved.
-Caleb Kawasaki By being ignorant of the cube's velocity, you can more accurately track its position. Use this to properly identify where the cube is.
-Werner Heisenberg Dip it in red paint, easy!
-Joseph Seitz There isn't explanation for this cube, you need to use algorithms that can corrupt the space-time tissue.
-Ismael Sánchez Once matter stops moving and the sun blows up, if 5 black holes end up surrounding the sun and it will become solved..
...or you could just change the stickers -Thomas Burgard The Boob Cube is a name for a cube. Do you know what else is a word for cube? Moyu Weilong GTS. Moyu Weilong GTS has three words and the Illuminati has 3 sides. But we're not done yet. Illuminati is evil. Evil sounds like elf. Plural elf is elves and is one letter off elvos, which is an anagram of SOLVE.
-Adrian Alcoreza I found this cube too difficult to solve so I went to youtube. The easiest way to solve it is to disassemble the cube and assemble it in a solved state.
-Ethan M. You have to think the Boob Cube is alive, extract some of its DNA, sequence it and it will be solved.
-Roxana Cano The secret to the Boob Cube lies in its name. If you rearrange the letters the solution becomes apparent.
-Owen Foster 01001001 01110100 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101101 01110000 01101111 01110011 01101001 01100010 01101100 01100101 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101001 01100101 01101110 01100100 00100000
-Caballero Shotgun Turn once or twice a piece
-Albert Einstein Only through the perfect union of our left and right hemispheres can we dream of aligning the Cube. Anyone got those pills from Limitless?
-Nick Rock Thermoset your resin and then after it cools you have to mix in an epoxide, which is really just a fancy-schmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right? Maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process. Boom, you're done.
-Michele Weinberger Lets say you do the scramble R2. Your going to want to do the moves either L or R', but then what are you going to do? You can't do R' or L again, that would just be impossible. You're going to have to do is this: R',R2. then you will see that it's still not solved.
-Ethan Kirkpatrick You can spin it very hard with your thumb.
-Jack Ward F U R U' R' F' L' U' L U' L' U2 L
F2 U R' L F2 R L' U F2 F2 U' R' L F2 R L' U' F2L' U' L U' L' U2 L R U R' U R U2 R' R U R' U R U2 R' F2 U' R' L F2 R L' U' F2 F U R U' R' F' L' U' L U' L' U2 L F2 U R' L F2 R L' U F2 F2 U' R' L F2 R L' U' F2L' U' L U' L' U2 L R U R' U R U2 R' R U R' U R U2 R' F2 U' R' L F2 R L' U' F2 -Preston Shotts Last year I gave my colorblind friend a 3x3x3 cube for her birthday. The Boob Cube makes for a great gift for her this year.
-Jennifer Gobaira Step 1:
Lube it with the best lube combo (traxxas or maru or what every) Step 2: Look up some videos on how to solve it. This puzzle is so hard that Boob Cube tutorials are rarely found Step 3: Practice Solving it. Make sure to memorize every turn. Make sure each turn counts Step 4: Master it and go into the Rubix Cube World Championship. Step 5: Congratulations, you are now a pro Boob Cube solver. Now spread the word about your achievement and teach other on how to solve it -Bill Kim I look at the cube. I touch it. I hear it. I sense it.
I feel the true power of the cube. -Bill Walters After several years of quiet studying and meditation on the issue I have discovered the solution. Throw the cube into a black hole, it will come back because of its unsolvabilty. Than hit it with the combined powers of all the Avengers, Jedi, Justice League, and Pokemon. After it cools down from the exposure to the black hole and the power bombardment, freeze it for two days than thaw for 5 days. Now turn it 1-3 times and it will be solved. If everything is done exactly as stated above it should work, any other way may lead to the heat death of the universe or the invasion of the Hadilopmg.
-The Genius The boob cube is defined as a cube yet a perfect cube is only a mathematical concept thus this alleged "cube" cannot and does not exist.
-J'arqhavius Thompson I looked into the boob cube, and the boob cube looked into me.
-Owen Koch This cube was a challenge to solve once I received it. P.s. It's impossible there is no solution! GOOD LUCK you'll need it. My pet potat
-Logan Keller Parity: At the end of a solve, the cube may appear unsolvable, in which the layers do not match. For this case, perform the following: (U) -Thomas Kaunzinger Apply the standard 'sexy move' (R U R' U') 100 times.
-Booby Cuber Using the principles of NMR, we can apply a magnetic pulse to align the spins of the two halves. However, this would only work temporarily.
-Jason Hempstead Fortunately, the Boob Cube only takes four qubits to solve. Unfortunately, you may not be able know where it is once you've moved it.
-Conrad Jahrling It seems probable that the number "42", which may possibly be the meaning of life, is a key element essential to the Boob Cube's completion.
-Sonia Kamdar Get an infinite number of monkeys to start banging away at an infinite number of typewriters. Eventually, one of those monkeys will type the solution.
-Alison McDonough Unlike other cubes, the Boob Cube forms an abelian group (and is therefore normal). We leave it to the reader to show that the quotient group forms
{ 0+N , 1+N } as homework. The solution is intuitively obvious to the casual observer.
If you still cannot find the solution, consider the following: a) Perhaps you are not very observant - try looking at it from another angle! b) Perhaps you are taking this too seriously - try a more casual approach! c) Perhaps you are not very observant - try looking at it from another angle! -Keith McCready |
I have discovered a truly marvelous solution that this margin is too narrow to contain.
-Pierre de Fermat The solution is left as an exercise to the reader.
-Mosab Elagha Since we have yet to discover any further dimensions of space it is impossible to solve because it takes (n-5) moves to solve when solving in the nth dimension, thus it is impossible to solve as we live in the third dimension.
-Albert Einstein Yesterday I managed to solve it but I did not write it down, now I do not remember how I solved it. sorry. It took me a long time and now I'm afraid I'll have to start over.
-Charmander Confucio Well, maybe we should try a 1000-degree knife.
-Random YouTuber WE NEED INFTNITE POWER TO EVALUATE THIS BEAST OF A PUZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-RALM Asian It can't be solved by turning. That's just the truth. The real solution is to understand the truth. Then it will be solved.
-I just peel the stickers off I suggest using an intense algorithm of throwing the cube in the air and hoping it’s solved.
-Liam Hewitt There is only one way to solve it... PEEL THE STICKERS OFF.
-Prokhor Prazhin JUST DO IT. Once you scramble it you must solve it NO MATTER WHAT.
-Andrew Sala You just hold it. Indefinitely. The boob cube is now a part of your life,
Taking a shower? Boob cube. Driving to work? Boob cube. Writing a novel? Boob cube. Winning the Nobel Prize in Literature? Boob cube. Your daughter's wedding? Boob cube. You can no longer escape this cube. It has become the very reason for your existence. You have no life beyond this cube. Any achievements you reach will always be second to the cube. Your own funeral? You let go when you died. -Evan Browne If x is the perfect state of equilibrium, you take the inverse of (√-1) and substitute it into the formula x+(ab)^4[X+(y)] Once you've the found the link between Special Relativity and Quantum Mechanics, you'll realize that there is no solution and maybe we were all just being distracted from the cloud people using air pollution to infiltrate our cities.
-Anonymous I think I figured out a Universal Alg
U Y' X Y' Z' Y2 X2 Y' Z2 X2 M' Z Y X Y' X Z' X' Y2 X' Z2 X2 Z2 X2 Z2 Y2 X Z Y' X' Z Y X' X' Y2 X2 Z2 -TheFandom First, you try to rotate the Boob Cube 90 degrees, then you keep repeating the first step until the cube is solved.
-Timothy Choi U U U U Then throw it
-Boob Cube Archimedes' last words were not, "Don't touch my circles" as was once commonly believed. Due to new scientific discoveries, we learned the Romans' true purpose in killing Archimedes: he had solved the Boob Cube. Let us take a moment to remember the one true Boober Cuber.
-Micah Daily 42
-Micah D. You must use the force.
-Frodo Baggins Do not try & turn the cube; that's impossible. Instead, realize the truth: There is no cube. It is not the cube that turns; it is yourself.
-Bonnie McCarty If you create a electromagnetic pulse, using: dark matter, quantum theory, and that high school text book you didn't pay attention to, you can disable the solve alarm, which alerts international authorities whenever someone solves the cube so they can eliminate the threat to society, so you can move on to step two... *eliminated as a threat to international security, you will be next if you dare attempt this!!!
-A Brilliant guy Dark matter, quantum theory, the high school classes you didn’t pay attention to… Combine for solution! If you paid attention!
-Someone who paid attention Just peel of the stickers...
-Smart guy Become one with the cube.
-Kenneth Chen When the Boob Cube is accelerating at an infinite rate, it will roach the speed of light and then stop instantly. If you capture a frame in the 1st Planck time after the Boob Cube reaches the speed of light, you will see to solution.
-Sbokatererasead Oenrieaaespopingoghas Just yell loud enough.
-Thomas Peters It took me years to solve this puzzle.
-Amelia Janezic god!!!!!! it is imposible.
-Valen Gentiletti i dunno man
-Anonymous moose The trick to solve it is easy...use your brain.
-Jovanny Cancel It's as easy as pie! Make a neutron pie and throw it at cube in zero gravity. Because of Newton's first law, the cube will go into a black hole and will be solved.
-Garrett Lickfett Run. Run and never look back.
-Toshiba Satellite C55t Using the quantum mechanics, we can put the cube in a box with a pump and a device with a single radioactive particle... (the cat of Schrödinger)
-Davis IMPOSIBLE #why you so hard
-Cooper Johnston I have always viewed life in the manner of an edgy pre-teen: you can never win at life. Until I found this monstrosity. This turned my view of life all the way around.
-MaRKor Through cube into a sharknado while being sucked in to a black hole thus distroing it.
-Jesse Juarez The Solution id actually make it to spin very hard in a way for it to go in its 'SOLVED STATE'. [SIENCE M8]
-David Warne The solution, although challenging to understand, is quite simple. Travel on the mars mission in 2037, bring an oxidized laser with you, shoot the cube with the laser, and now it is in its anti-boob cube state, similar to the way that particles can become anti-particles. Then do a t-perm, ua-perm, j-perm, y-perm. Finally, you must do an upper face turn until you are one move away from being finished. The rest you must figure out.
-Trey Temples The Boob Cube is everything, and nothing, so you can resolve it doing everything, or nothing...
-Ignacio Fernández Just match the colours.
-Some bigshot genius If colors are just certain wavelengths of visible light reflected off a surface than perhaps we must change the light around it so that it will reflect the answers to us.
-Christian Browne Only one way to solve the Boob Cube: pass it to Chuck Norris. The puzzle will solve itself.
-Darth Vader The boob cube is an "unsolvable" puzzle. We must assume that it is a puzzle of the unknown 5th dimension. We must ascend our mental state to that dimension to solve this puzzle.
-Daxer Rem This was as easy to solve as fixing a 2017 Ford Explorer™! All you have to do is lube up the Cyclone V6 aluminum 60° DOHC™ 8 cylinder engine, and perform the algorithm F'™ O'™ R™ D™ on the crankshaft, and there ya' go! Nothing runs like a Ford™!
-Henry™ Ford™ There exist sequences {x r/y} ∫ r∈N/g and {y/w}∈N contained in D ∫ y δ w →∞such that |x/r | = 0 and ∫ y→∞
-Homar Sampson The Boob Cube is love , the Boob Cube is life i said.
-Gustavo Paz Requejo Due to the law of conservation of angular momentum, solving the boob cube is an impossibility. You will have to calculate the rotational inertia and then apply an equal and opposite force to another object in the universe.
-Kai Hicks The Boob Cube has 4 states.
4 divided by its 2 parts = 2. 4 and 2 make 42. Thus the Boob cube is the answer to life, the universe, & eveything! -Jason Calkins Maybe when we find the solution of life, the cube will solve it by itself.
-Ira3ck Alanís JUST DO IT
-Shia Labeouf Clearly we must either add a dimension to our laughable three or remove one in an attempt to get closer to Boob. The consequences may be unpleasant but who will ever miss width?
-Sergei Gerasenko It is said in legends that if you can see through the halves of exactly googol cubes, you will see the solution in a mirror.
You see, the only way to become aware of the solution is to become aware of the fact that the puzzle is already solved, you are just imagining this engineering feat. This puzzle is the core of The Matrix. Just think with unbearable willpower, and it will be solved. In the beginning there was the solution, and the solution was with the cube, and the solution was the cube. Just do the moves T H' E S' O L' U T' I O' N and there you have it, the solution! -Professor Will You give it to your Asian friend.
-The Genius #8008 The only boobs I'll ever touch RIP :'(
-Ricardo Lutchman Put your efforts into AI research. If we can reach the singularity and merge the strengths of the human mind with those of technology we may be able to find a solution!
-Katrina Gossman What if I break it?
-Mikaela Grub My theoretical solution is this: Be really patient. Learn algorithms of 17x17x17 cube and solve the 13x13x13 under 5 minutes. Once you have made this, this is the most complicated thing you have to do: U or U2 or U´. I know, is hard to make this algorithm :/
-Bernabe Ramirez It's
Not Working -Jules Walzer-Goldfeld "Is this thing on?"
-Obama, POTUS It took me more than thirty years from when I first saw this puzzle before I could solve it. Hardest puzzle ever!
-Sue Gossman There is no solution. This is an impossible puzzle.
-Eddie Moya The path to boob cube enlightenment can be found in one simple riddle: How much boob could a boob cube boob if a boob could boob boob.
Only once you truly accept that boob upside down, backwards, and inverted = poop can you reach boob cube enlightenment. -Eric Corbiere 40% of tests show that if you leave the Boob Cube in an inhabited house for approximately 3 days, the cube will be solved when seen again.
-Christopher Gross As the Boob Cube approaches the speed of light, time dilation can be inferred from the square root of the two basic postulates of special relativity, resulting in a supremely elegant solution.
-Mark Hayward and Matt Henry Place the Boob Cube on a flat surface. Take your two main fingers and grasp the upper d-quadrant of the puzzle. Take your other main two fingers and grasp section "b." Rotate 45 degrees, while holding the base motionless. Rotate the puzzle counterclockwise (let go with the base fingers) and repeat in the opposite, but similar direction. Peel off the wrapping paper and play carefully.
-Patrick McCarthy The Boob Cube is reflective in nature. Alternate every other turn allowing the cube to try and solve you. When you start seeing glitter on everything, you and the cube have solved each other.
-Jeff Solin There are two valid solutions. Please choose the one that does not harm the cat.
-CeC The key to solving the Boob Cube is to think of it like the word boob; it's a palindrome!
-Pete Howes This puzzle is too complex for our species. Until we can resolve the Fermi Paradox, the solution will be beyond us.
-Neil Griffin Special care should be taken when solving this puzzle while in motion - only advanced users should attempt it outside of a Minkowski vacuum unless they are certain to be hypersurface orthogonal for the duration of the time spent solving it.
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