Take advantage of gravitational redshift by throwing the cube into a black hole. Eventually, all sides will appear red, and thus, solved.
Alison McDonough I don't know... Did you try turning it, then turning it back again?
Tech Support Look at cube, throw at wall in frustration, lay on floor, cry. Now you are a failure.
Brady Miller The cube is actually a sphere.
Dank Meme Instead of all these methods listed, you could just use Petrus.
Jacob Montez To solve the Boob Cube M, turn either the top/bottom to the solved position. Keep your hand holding the Boob Cube M in the solved position for eternity. You will be able to show everybody you can solve Boob Cube M.
n2n10d2 Let's face it. The Boob Cube is impossible. I would recommend giving up now and buying a much simpler cube such as the Moyu 13x13 which is obviously way cheaper than this.
My Nan Purchase or print a Boob Cube in its solved state. Do not turn any sides of the cube, or it will be unsolvable.
Seth radrie No! It can't be... it's... UNSOLVABLE!
Adriel Dinelli La solución está impresa con tinta invisible en ultravioleta pero encriptada, lo escribí en español para no ser descubierto.
Enrique Mendoza Gracias al LHC/GCH o Gran Colisionador de Hadrones, se ha podido llegar a una posible teoría de cómo resolver éste cubo. Científicos se reúnen las 24 horas para llegar a una conclusión.
Agustin Perez Simply place your 8 inch bolt in the middle and it will magically solve itself by bouncing.
John Cena The tide goes in, the tide goes out. You can't explain that.
Bill O'Reilly I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Orange Duck This was as easy to solve as fixing a tractor! All you have to do is lube up the cylinder liner protrusion, and perform the algorithm R' R' R R on the crankshaft, and there ya' go! Nothing runs like a Deere!
John Deere It is obvious that this thing has broken the walls of space and time, and has created a super black hole that will destroy the earth if it is not solved.
Yoichiro Nambu U2 and your done
Harrison Vargo I always start with the green side, so, turn the top layer right. Keep doing so until the green side is solved. Trust me, works every time.
Andrew Becker Legend has it that inside the boob cube there is a trapped spirit, and that the only way to solve the cube is to communicate with that spirit. To do this, however, you need to hang from a chandelier, which is attached to a jet plane, which is travelling at 100 mph around Neptune's orbit.
Foxabooo Stare. Despair.
Scratch head. Wish you were dead. Repeat until solution miraculously presents itself or you really die. Ed Horan [ ? ] [_] [_] [_] [_] [] [_] [_] [_] [] [_] [_] [] [_] [ ^ ] [  ] [ ! ]
Neils Bro After puzzling for hours I came to only one conclusion: it is only possible if you can do the impossible.
Daniel B Just turn it until it goes to the solved position.
Deer Stone (Genius) The Boob Cube consists of an impossible parity that can't be solved using regular methods (like twisting the layers). The only way to solve it is by taking it apart and reassembling it, or by chipping the stickers off and placing them back on.
Matías Spatz After many days spent searching for the solution I eventually realized that it was easy, once I exposed the cube to a blackhole's intense gravitation. It practically solved itself afterwards.
Daniel Siriphan Turn it left 2 times and more and more until it's solved.
Brandon L. I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens.
Logan Shkeller This Algorithm is all you need:
U U2 2x D' z R L R2 L' y F2 x U' So this will solve the White layer and the Yellow layer and it will matchup green. If green is not matched up do this Algorithm: If it is Blue and Green: U x2 D If Green and Red: U5 If Green and orange: U7 If Green and white: Cube is unsolvable you need to take it apart. iAevus Turn your cube til the cube matches up.
Einstein Hawkins Solve or do not solve. There is no trying to solve it.
Michael Womack This solution requires you to already have solved either white or yellow face, which I haven't found an algorithm for yet.
To solve the last bit, use following algorithm: U U' U U D D' D' D U. Repeat the algorithm until solved. it usually takes 14 tries before being solved. Niels Petersen CFOP
Johnny Horstman Dip it in a bucket of paint and it will be all one color. It will then be solved.
Liam Mount You do not solve it, it solves you.
Rahul Gandhi The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics states that the universe’s entropy is always increasing. Solving the Boob Cube decreases entropy, so it is physically impossible. The only way to succeed is to also increase entropy somewhere else—suggestions include shuffling a fresh deck of cards or setting your Boob Cube on fire.
Jake Miller Have snacks between Boob Cube sessions. Without proper nourishment, you will never come close to solving this impossible puzzle. Good luck.
Galaxia Wu
Either way, at least Schrodinger's cat has something to play with. Keith McCready Seek inspiration in the environment around you. Your unique world view will prove invaluable during this journey.
Ritika Dhawan To tame the majestic creature that is the Boob Cube, the hunter must be patient as timing is essential. Failing that— horse tranquilizers.
Michael H. Wong Consult page 42 of the Google terms and conditions to answer any question imaginable.
Jay Porter Boob Cube uses patented Black Hole Technology™ to alter spacetime. You don't solve this cube this cube solves you.
David Champagne It is believed that only individuals who function solely on Delta brain waves can solve this puzzle.
Jake O'Toole A real life example of quantum entanglement.
Mark Hayward All you need is to travel into 8dimensional space. From there, you only need to do 3 moves to solve it.
Ivysaurman 
The solution becomes obvious once we assume that the cube is massless and in a vacuum.
Jason Hempstead We need to steal the Declaration of Independence.
Nicholas Cage "Do not try and solve the cube, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...there is no cube. Then you will see it is not the cube that gets solved, it is only yourself."
Spoon Boy Wait... this the cheeseeatingfanclubforum, right?
Mozarella Man We have 13 by 13, but this is completely over any cube created. If you have a Boob cube, be careful with the parities. They are a problem. To solve them, just Apply an R Move. Good luck solving the hardest cube in the World
Alejandro Restrepo Take a video of a person turning the Boob Cube. Chroma key out one color at a time and replace it with the color that belongs in the spot in which you put it.
The reason we see a solved or unsolved Boob Cube is because that is the way our eyes interpret the reflected light waves from the surfaces of it. Therefore, if we see an image on the computer that reflects light the same way as a solved Boob Cube, we have solved it. Or just put it into the Mystical Cube Stand. Duh. Mentos Cubing Drop it in to a burning star, and all sides will turn orange. Solved.
Caleb Kawasaki By being ignorant of the cube's velocity, you can more accurately track its position. Use this to properly identify where the cube is.
Werner Heisenberg Dip it in red paint, easy!
Joseph Seitz There isn't explanation for this cube, you need to use algorithms that can corrupt the spacetime tissue.
Ismael Sánchez Once matter stops moving and the sun blows up, if 5 black holes end up surrounding the sun and it will become solved..
...or you could just change the stickers Thomas Burgard The Boob Cube is a name for a cube. Do you know what else is a word for cube? Moyu Weilong GTS. Moyu Weilong GTS has three words and the Illuminati has 3 sides. But we're not done yet. Illuminati is evil. Evil sounds like elf. Plural elf is elves and is one letter off elvos, which is an anagram of SOLVE.
Adrian Alcoreza I found this cube too difficult to solve so I went to youtube. The easiest way to solve it is to disassemble the cube and assemble it in a solved state.
Ethan M. You have to think the Boob Cube is alive, extract some of its DNA, sequence it and it will be solved.
Roxana Cano The secret to the Boob Cube lies in its name. If you rearrange the letters the solution becomes apparent.
Owen Foster 01001001 01110100 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101101 01110000 01101111 01110011 01101001 01100010 01101100 01100101 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101001 01100101 01101110 01100100 00100000
Caballero Shotgun Turn once or twice a piece
Albert Einstein Only through the perfect union of our left and right hemispheres can we dream of aligning the Cube. Anyone got those pills from Limitless?
Nick Rock Thermoset your resin and then after it cools you have to mix in an epoxide, which is really just a fancyschmancy name for any simple oxygenated adhesive, right? Maybe, just maybe, you could raise the viscosity by adding a complex glucose derivative during the emulsification process. Boom, you're done.
Michele Weinberger Lets say you do the scramble R2. Your going to want to do the moves either L or R', but then what are you going to do? You can't do R' or L again, that would just be impossible. You're going to have to do is this: R',R2. then you will see that it's still not solved.
Ethan Kirkpatrick You can spin it very hard with your thumb.
Jack Ward F U R U' R' F' L' U' L U' L' U2 L
F2 U R' L F2 R L' U F2 F2 U' R' L F2 R L' U' F2L' U' L U' L' U2 L R U R' U R U2 R' R U R' U R U2 R' F2 U' R' L F2 R L' U' F2 F U R U' R' F' L' U' L U' L' U2 L F2 U R' L F2 R L' U F2 F2 U' R' L F2 R L' U' F2L' U' L U' L' U2 L R U R' U R U2 R' R U R' U R U2 R' F2 U' R' L F2 R L' U' F2 Preston Shotts Last year I gave my colorblind friend a 3x3x3 cube for her birthday. The Boob Cube makes for a great gift for her this year.
Jennifer Gobaira Step 1:
Lube it with the best lube combo (traxxas or maru or what every) Step 2: Look up some videos on how to solve it. This puzzle is so hard that Boob Cube tutorials are rarely found Step 3: Practice Solving it. Make sure to memorize every turn. Make sure each turn counts Step 4: Master it and go into the Rubix Cube World Championship. Step 5: Congratulations, you are now a pro Boob Cube solver. Now spread the word about your achievement and teach other on how to solve it Bill Kim I look at the cube. I touch it. I hear it. I sense it.
I feel the true power of the cube. Bill Walters After several years of quiet studying and meditation on the issue I have discovered the solution. Throw the cube into a black hole, it will come back because of its unsolvabilty. Than hit it with the combined powers of all the Avengers, Jedi, Justice League, and Pokemon. After it cools down from the exposure to the black hole and the power bombardment, freeze it for two days than thaw for 5 days. Now turn it 13 times and it will be solved. If everything is done exactly as stated above it should work, any other way may lead to the heat death of the universe or the invasion of the Hadilopmg.
The Genius The boob cube is defined as a cube yet a perfect cube is only a mathematical concept thus this alleged "cube" cannot and does not exist.
J'arqhavius Thompson I looked into the boob cube, and the boob cube looked into me.
Owen Koch This cube was a challenge to solve once I received it. P.s. It's impossible there is no solution! GOOD LUCK you'll need it. My pet potat
Logan Keller Parity: At the end of a solve, the cube may appear unsolvable, in which the layers do not match. For this case, perform the following: (U) Thomas Kaunzinger Apply the standard 'sexy move' (R U R' U') 100 times.
Booby Cuber Using the principles of NMR, we can apply a magnetic pulse to align the spins of the two halves. However, this would only work temporarily.
Jason Hempstead Fortunately, the Boob Cube only takes four qubits to solve. Unfortunately, you may not be able know where it is once you've moved it.
Conrad Jahrling It seems probable that the number "42", which may possibly be the meaning of life, is a key element essential to the Boob Cube's completion.
Sonia Kamdar Get an infinite number of monkeys to start banging away at an infinite number of typewriters. Eventually, one of those monkeys will type the solution.
Alison McDonough Unlike other cubes, the Boob Cube forms an abelian group (and is therefore normal). We leave it to the reader to show that the quotient group forms
{ 0+N , 1+N } as homework. The solution is intuitively obvious to the casual observer.
If you still cannot find the solution, consider the following: a) Perhaps you are not very observant  try looking at it from another angle! b) Perhaps you are taking this too seriously  try a more casual approach! c) Perhaps you are not very observant  try looking at it from another angle! Keith McCready 
I have discovered a truly marvelous solution that this margin is too narrow to contain.
Pierre de Fermat The solution is left as an exercise to the reader.
Mosab Elagha Just yell loud enough.
Thomas Peters i dunno man
Anonymous moose The trick to solve it is easy...use your brain.
Jovanny Cancel It's as easy as pie! Make a neutron pie and throw it at cube in zero gravity. Because of Newton's first law, the cube will go into a black hole and will be solved.
Garrett Lickfett Run. Run and never look back.
Toshiba Satellite C55t Using the quantum mechanics, we can put the cube in a box with a pump and a device with a single radioactive particle... (the cat of Schrödinger)
Davis IMPOSIBLE #why you so hard
Cooper Johnston I have always viewed life in the manner of an edgy preteen: you can never win at life. Until I found this monstrosity. This turned my view of life all the way around.
MaRKor Through cube into a sharknado while being sucked in to a black hole thus distroing it.
Jesse Juarez The Solution id actually make it to spin very hard in a way for it to go in its 'SOLVED STATE'. [SIENCE M8]
David Warne The solution, although challenging to understand, is quite simple. Travel on the mars mission in 2037, bring an oxidized laser with you, shoot the cube with the laser, and now it is in its antiboob cube state, similar to the way that particles can become antiparticles. Then do a tperm, uaperm, jperm, yperm. Finally, you must do an upper face turn until you are one move away from being finished. The rest you must figure out.
Trey Temples The Boob Cube is everything, and nothing, so you can resolve it doing everything, or nothing...
Ignacio Fernández Just match the colours.
Some bigshot genius If colors are just certain wavelengths of visible light reflected off a surface than perhaps we must change the light around it so that it will reflect the answers to us.
Christian Browne Only one way to solve the Boob Cube: pass it to Chuck Norris. The puzzle will solve itself.
Darth Vader The boob cube is an "unsolvable" puzzle. We must assume that it is a puzzle of the unknown 5th dimension. We must ascend our mental state to that dimension to solve this puzzle.
Daxer Rem This was as easy to solve as fixing a 2017 Ford Explorer™! All you have to do is lube up the Cyclone V6 aluminum 60° DOHC™ 8 cylinder engine, and perform the algorithm F'™ O'™ R™ D™ on the crankshaft, and there ya' go! Nothing runs like a Ford™!
Henry™ Ford™ There exist sequences {x r/y} ∫ r∈N/g and {y/w}∈N contained in D ∫ y δ w →∞such that x/r  = 0 and ∫ y→∞
Homar Sampson The Boob Cube is love , the Boob Cube is life i said.
Gustavo Paz Requejo Due to the law of conservation of angular momentum, solving the boob cube is an impossibility. You will have to calculate the rotational inertia and then apply an equal and opposite force to another object in the universe.
Kai Hicks The Boob Cube has 4 states.
4 divided by its 2 parts = 2. 4 and 2 make 42. Thus the Boob cube is the answer to life, the universe, & eveything! Jason Calkins Maybe when we find the solution of life, the cube will solve it by itself.
Ira3ck Alanís JUST DO IT
Shia Labeouf Clearly we must either add a dimension to our laughable three or remove one in an attempt to get closer to Boob. The consequences may be unpleasant but who will ever miss width?
Sergei Gerasenko It is said in legends that if you can see through the halves of exactly googol cubes, you will see the solution in a mirror.
You see, the only way to become aware of the solution is to become aware of the fact that the puzzle is already solved, you are just imagining this engineering feat. This puzzle is the core of The Matrix. Just think with unbearable willpower, and it will be solved. In the beginning there was the solution, and the solution was with the cube, and the solution was the cube. Just do the moves T H' E S' O L' U T' I O' N and there you have it, the solution! Professor Will You give it to your Asian friend.
The Genius #8008 The only boobs I'll ever touch RIP :'(
Ricardo Lutchman Put your efforts into AI research. If we can reach the singularity and merge the strengths of the human mind with those of technology we may be able to find a solution!
Katrina Gossman What if I break it?
Mikaela Grub My theoretical solution is this: Be really patient. Learn algorithms of 17x17x17 cube and solve the 13x13x13 under 5 minutes. Once you have made this, this is the most complicated thing you have to do: U or U2 or U´. I know, is hard to make this algorithm :/
Bernabe Ramirez It's
Not Working Jules WalzerGoldfeld "Is this thing on?"
Obama, POTUS It took me more than thirty years from when I first saw this puzzle before I could solve it. Hardest puzzle ever!
Sue Gossman There is no solution. This is an impossible puzzle.
Eddie Moya The path to boob cube enlightenment can be found in one simple riddle: How much boob could a boob cube boob if a boob could boob boob.
Only once you truly accept that boob upside down, backwards, and inverted = poop can you reach boob cube enlightenment. Eric Corbiere 40% of tests show that if you leave the Boob Cube in an inhabited house for approximately 3 days, the cube will be solved when seen again.
Christopher Gross As the Boob Cube approaches the speed of light, time dilation can be inferred from the square root of the two basic postulates of special relativity, resulting in a supremely elegant solution.
Mark Hayward and Matt Henry Place the Boob Cube on a flat surface. Take your two main fingers and grasp the upper dquadrant of the puzzle. Take your other main two fingers and grasp section "b." Rotate 45 degrees, while holding the base motionless. Rotate the puzzle counterclockwise (let go with the base fingers) and repeat in the opposite, but similar direction. Peel off the wrapping paper and play carefully.
Patrick McCarthy The Boob Cube is reflective in nature. Alternate every other turn allowing the cube to try and solve you. When you start seeing glitter on everything, you and the cube have solved each other.
Jeff Solin There are two valid solutions. Please choose the one that does not harm the cat.
CeC The key to solving the Boob Cube is to think of it like the word boob; it's a palindrome!
Pete Howes This puzzle is too complex for our species. Until we can resolve the Fermi Paradox, the solution will be beyond us.
Neil Griffin Special care should be taken when solving this puzzle while in motion  only advanced users should attempt it outside of a Minkowski vacuum unless they are certain to be hypersurface orthogonal for the duration of the time spent solving it.
Casey Shea 
Do it for science.

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